Well here it is almost the end of the choir season.  Getting ready to take some well deserved time.  So that means you all get a break.  No history lesson or intense musical information with this edition.  But better yet, here are some musical questions that may make you laugh or cry.  But whatever, enjoy them.


Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying Bach, Bach!

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Because she broke the record!

What type of music are balloons scared of?


What makes music on your head?     

A head band!

What part of a turkey is musical

The drumstick!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish!

What has forty feet and sings?

The school choir!

Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

What is the musical part of a snake?

The scales!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?          

On the piano!

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

A moo-sician!

What makes pirates such good singers?

They can hit the high Cs!


Don’t shoot the messenger with these as I did not originate them but some of them are good for a laugh and we all need to laugh more.  We’ll see you all in the fall and in the meantime give some thought to joining the choir as you prioritize your fall schedule.  Enjoy your summer.


Shalom,  Bill Smith


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